The Waitress Who Gave Me Her Last $12 in 1998 Just Found My Obituary Wrong
The obituary in the Cedar Falls Gazette said I died on a Tuesday in October, aged 74, survived by a loving son and daughter-in-law who would miss me every day. I read it over my coffee at the Waffle House on Route 20. I am not dead. I have never had children. And I have…
